Listen Up, America!
The solution to your problems has plopped right in your lap. Mama is running for president!
Discover How President Thelma Harper would handle:
- Immigration—I’ll tell you how we solve the problem at our border: build senior citizen housing all along the American side. No one sees more than a nosy old lady peeking through her window blinds.
- Emergency Preparedness—Emergency response should be in the hands of the experts who have the resources and determination to respond quickly. I’m talking about Domino’s and Pizza Hut.
- Airport Security—As long as we have to take our shoes off, I will install a shoe-buffing brush inside the X-ray machine so your shoes will get a little shine as they go through.
- Animals—If I have a dog at the White House, I will have it spayed or neutered to control its sex drive, which is something that might have been a good idea for some of our previous presidents.
Thelma Harper is running for president, and the free world will never be the same!
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1 . Excellent! Loved every word of it!
Posted June 01, 2010 by Cozeck , Pittsburgh, PAThough this book is short, it is totally reflective of mama Harper.
This is a light hearted book that I felt was very truthful but with a light comedic tone about the issues of the world and polictics. If you are a Thelma fan, then you need to get this book.
May 19, 2008
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