What do you do after you write a #1 bestselling book about your drunken, sexual misadventures that makes you rich and famous? Celebrate by getting more drunk and having insane amounts of sex, obviously. And pretty soon you've got another fucking book on your hands.
Stuffed full of ridiculous stories of bad decisions, debauchery, and sexual recklessness, Assholes Finish First starts where I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell left off, then proceeds to "some next-level shit."
You already know how women react to confidence, game, and vodka, but what happens when you add money and fame to the mix? You get answers to the hard questions you've never thought of asking:
* What's it like to have sex with a midget? What about two midgets?
* How does it feel to get multiple requests to "fuck for charity"?
* What does it do to a man to watch a 19-year-old do wind sprints to sober up, so that she can have sex with you before her twin sister does?
* At what number of virgins does deflowering them stop being fun and start feeling like a job?
* When a girl you met three hours ago decides to tattoo your name next to her pussy, what is the appropriate reaction?
* Can you X-ray a blowjob?
The answers are inside, they are absurd and hilarious, and they are the product of one man's experiences:
His name is Tucker Max, and he is still an asshole.
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1 . LOL worthy
Posted January 12, 2012 by Ale , NovatoI have never laughed so hard reading a book before.
This book is easily one of my favorites.
I highly reccomend reading this book & telling your friends about it.
August 31, 2010
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