From the long-running blog, Zombos' Closet of Horror, come the movie reviews with cheeky attitude. I am Iloz Zoc (that's me! my blog's alter ego), full-time, and long suffering, valet to Zombos. Within these pages you will meet those who live in and visit his mansion on the Gold Coast of Long Island as we delve deep into the worst and the best horror movies preying on unsuspecting viewers.From the old to the new in horror movies, here and there you will meet up with these curious characters (and others, too).Zimba-Zombos' alluring wife.Zombos Jr-Zombos' annoying son.Glenor Glenda-Our rather sensitive housekeeper. She never can make up her mind.Lawn Gisland-Ex-rodeo and silver screen cowpoke, all six feet and three inches of him. Having starred in numerous television Westerns during the 1950s and 60s, he and Zombos go way back together. He hung up his spurs and retired to Florida to wrestle gators for the tourists. Getting bored with that, he had an itch and scratched it by touring as a trick-riding and fancy shooting cowboy for the Smith and Walloo Brothers 3-in-1 Circus. For a man his age, he doesn't show it. Zombos often jokes that Lawn must keep a decrepit looking portrait in his attic like Dorian Gray. All joking aside, I think he's right.Jimmy Sosumi-Zombos' crackerjack estate lawyer. His motto is 'where there's a will, there's a way…to make money.'Paul Hollstenwall-Our annoying neighbor, purveyor of bad movies, which he insists on showing us at every opportunity. The Hollstenwalls live at 0004 Gravestart Lane, a short energetic walk from the mansion.Pretorius-Our quite ancient groundskeeper who keeps a very neat lawn.Chef Machiavelli-A culinary god; we'd starve without him.
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November 18, 2013
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