'In How to Be a Woman, I was limited to a single topic: women. Their hair, their shoes and their crushes on Aslan from The Lion, The Witch and The Wardrobe (which I KNOW to be universal). 'However! In Moranthology u as the title suggests u I am set free to tackle THE REST OF THE WORLD: Ghostbusters, Twitter, caffeine, panic attacks, Michael Jackson's memorial service, being a middle-class marijuana addict, Doctor Who, binge-drinking, Downton Abbey, pandas, my own tragically early death, and my repeated failure to get anyone to adopt the nickname I have chosen for myself: "Puffin". 'I go to a sex club with Lady Gaga, cry on Paul McCartney's guitar, get drunk with Kylie, appear on Richard andamp; Judy as a gnome, climb into the TARDIS, sniff Sherlock Holmes's pillow at 221b Baker Street, write Amy Winehouse's obituary, turn up late to Downing Street for Gordon Brown, and am rudely snubbed at a garden party by David Cameron u although that's probably because I called him "a C-3PO made of ham".
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November 06, 2012
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