A randy coyote howling at the moon from a hilltop is struck by lightning. Though a shapeshifter, he's had no use for his human form. When struck, he changes to survive but sadly can't change back. Unprepared for life as a man, he walks naked into civilization to find food, shelter and discrimination!
Nurse Sky meets Randy in the psychiatric ward. Where else would an under-socialized naked man who claims to be a coyote wind up? Sky's Apache ancestry tells her to believe him and she breaks him out of the hospital. But what do you do with a charming coyote stuck in a randy man suit?
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Posted January 15, 2011 by C.J. Kennedy , BostonA randy coyote shapeshifter gets into one pickle after another due to a lack of social skills.
After being hit by lightning, he shifts to human form to survive, but his prefered form is coyote, and he can't shift back. He wanders out of the Arizona desert buck-naked, claiming to be a coyote. Where else would he be taken but the nearest psychiatric hospital?
November 13, 2009
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Excerpt from Being Randy by Ashlyn Chase
"I found a way to get you out of here, but only temporarily."
"Seriously?" Even if I could only get out temporarily, if I could shift back into my coyote form, I could take off for the hills and make my escape permanent. If I played my cards right, maybe I could find out where Sky lived so I could visit her once in a while.
She smiled and said, "If we can get someone to take responsibility for you, they'll let that person take you out for a half-day. If that goes well, you'll get a full-day pass, but you still have to remain with your guardian. If that goes well too, you'll be granted an overnight pass, again, with your guardian. At that point it will be up to your doctor and your guardian to decide if you're ready to leave the hospital permanently."
"I can hardly believe it." My cock hardened as I thought about spending the night away from here with my guardian angel. I just knew she'd volunteer for the job. I sat up straight and leaned toward her.
"Are you going to lick me again?"
"I was thinking about it."
I slumped back against the wall, dejected. "After months of horrible imprisonment, I finally find someone who cares enough to help get me out of here and I can't even give her a kiss on the cheek?"
She chuckled. "That's what you call a kiss on the cheek, huh?"
"Sure. But I can give you the other kind too." I puckered up and leaned in further to see what she'd do. She turned her cheek to me but didn't back away. Taking that as a "go ahead" signal, I planted my lips firmly on her cheek and she still didn't move away. Her cheek was so soft. Even without fur. To my shock, she turned toward me and slid her lips over mine. Great googly moogly! And I thought her cheek was soft. Her lips were even softer and plumper. My leg started to vibrate and it was all I could do not to flip her over and mount her right that minute. Stay in control, Randy. Don't scare her.
Was I dreaming or did she just lick my lips? Only one way to find out without breaking a fantastic kiss. I licked her lips too. At that moment, she slipped her tongue into my mouth, so I did the same with her. Oh, baby! This tongue on tongue action was better than lapping someone, any day. Instead of wetting the outside skin, which would then get cold, the licking happens inside and the skin stays dry and warm. Who knew? I'd never had the treat of a human kiss before.
Our mouths pressed harder against each other and her breaths came faster and sounded deeper. I felt my body temperature rise as she wrapped her arms around my neck and pulled me closer. Her nicely peaked teats squashed against my chest and I could see her nursing our pups with them. Hell, I could see her nursing me with them. Humans are funny that way. A few times in the hills, I saw a couple pulled off the road in their car. The woman got naked and nursed the adult male. Then they fucked facing the wrong way--actually looking at each other. Weird as hell, but I might like to try it with Sky.
I let one of my hands move up her side and cup the bottom of one breast. It lay heavy and supple in my hand. Now she was undulating into me and pushing her teat further into my grasp. Oh, Mamma. New sensations flooded my body. I clutched her tighter and moved my other hand to cup and squeeze her rump. Dear God, I was so happy I wanted to howl. I wanted to mate. I wanted to howl and mate and mate and howl.
When she abruptly broke our kiss and pulled away from my arms, the emptiness left me bereft. "What did I do wrong? Why are you stopping this?"
She looked down and the black curtain of hair hid her face.
"I-I shouldn't have done that. I'm sorry."
"Sorry? Why? Tell me what I did wrong and I'll learn to do it right. Please!"
"It wasn't you. I'm the one who knows better and I should never have done that."
I lifted her chin and turned her to face me. "What you did was natural. You and I have been calling to each other with our eyes, our scents, our words... Why should you be sorry for doing what comes naturally when you're attracted to someone and you want to mate?"
"Mate? Wait a minute. I never said--"
"No, you didn't. But do you think you really have to? I can smell your arousal, Sky. I see your eyes dilate and sparkle when you look at me. And do you know something? I was howling for you, not for the moon or the stars. To me, you are the moon and stars."
I don't know what I said that hit her, but her eyes shimmered and then she launched herself at me. She knocked me over and covered my lips with hers, jamming her tongue into my mouth. From there, she rolled on top of me and in this position, I was able to grab both of her pliable globes and squish her ass with my eager fingers, which traveled all over her. She broke the kiss, but not like the last time. She barely pulled away and whispered frantically into my mouth. "I want you so bad. I don't know what's come over me. I've never wanted anyone like this before."
"I want you too. In fact, I think I'll go crazy if I can't at least hump your leg."
Her eyes widened, then I saw that hint of a smile and heard the chuckle she tried to repress. She covered her mouth with her hand, but her eyes still sparkled. At last, she whispered, "We have to be quiet and quick. The aide will be dropping by to check on you soon.".