Of Rice and Men: A Novel of Vietnam
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Overview
Spreading democracy takes more than cutting-edge military hardware. Winning the hearts and minds of a troubled nation is a special mission we give to bewildered young soldiers who can't speak the native language, don't know the customs, can't tell friends from enemies, and-in this wonderfully outrageous Iraq-era novel about Vietnam-wonder why they have to risk their lives spraying peanut plants, inoculating pigs, and hauling miracle rice seed for Ho Chi Minh.
Brash, eye-opening, and surprisingly comic, Of Rice and Men displays the same irreverent spirit as the black-comedy classics Catch-22 and MASH-as it chronicles the American Army's little known "Civil Affairs" soldiers who courageously roam hostile war zones, not to kill or to destroy, but to build, to feed, and to heal. Unprepared, uncertain, and naive, they find it impossible to make the skeptical population fall in love with them.
But it's thrilling to watch them try.
Among the unforgettable characters: Guy Lopaca, an inept Army-trained interpreter who can barely say "I can't speak Vietnamese" in Vietnamese, but has no trouble chatting with stray dogs and water buffalo. Guy's friends include "Virgin Mary" Crocker, a pragmatic nurse earning a fortune spending nights with homesick soldiers; Paul Gianelli, a heroic builder of medical clinics who doesn't want to be remembered badly, so he never goes home; and Tyler DeMudge, whose cure for every problem is a chilly martini, a patch of shade, and the theory that every bad event in life is "good training" for enduring it again.
Pricelessly funny, disarming, thought-provoking, as fresh as the morning headlines, and bursting with humor, affection, and pride, Of Rice and Men is a sincere tribute to those young men and women, thrust into our hearts-and-minds wars, who try to do absolute good in a hopeless situation.
Editorial Reviews
A comic novel about the Vietnam War? Has that much time passed? In fact, this is not the first, but as Vietnam novels go, it's pretty funny. Guy Lopaca arrives in Vietnam fresh out of the elite Army Language School and is assigned to work for civil affairs, units set up to win hearts and minds by providing technical help to villagers. Guy quickly realizes the language he learned from American Ph.D.s bears no resemblance to any spoken in Vietnam, and much of the book recounts his slapstick efforts at communication. Of the 73 episodic chapters, 60 or so feature Guy; other POV draftees include ex-business student Paul Gianelli and aspiring academic Arthur Grissom. To his credit, Galli, a former lawyer and civil affairs interpreter in Vietnam who was a member of GIs for Peace, makes cultural misunderstanding a two-way street. And despite the humor, few characters are comic clich�s: no officer is more than mildly incompetent; enlisted men yearn for home but do their jobs, more or less. The war is horrible, but occurs mostly out of sight. This is a clever, quirky, surprisingly uncynical view of Vietnam. (Jan.)
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Random House
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9780307416278
Excerpt from: Of Rice and Men by Richard Galli
* IN TRANSIT *
Crash Landing
The men thought they were dying in a fiery plane crash, but it was only a perfect landing at Tan Son Nhut.
"Jesus Christ!" Guy Lopaca swore.
"Jesus Christ," Arthur Grissom prayed.
It felt as if their pilot had jettisoned the airliner's wings. The plane suddenly pointed its nose straight down, took on maniacal speed, and headed dartlike toward Asia.
A moment before, as the intercom casually told them to get ready for landing in Vietnam, Guy Lopaca had experienced a moderate chill, and thought:
I might actually die in this war. . . .
Now, as the plane abruptly rotated and the earth down below became the earth directly in front, and rushing closer, Lopaca began thinking:
I might actually die in this seat. . . .
The young men expected an erratic flight path, to minimize the hazard of enemy ground fire. But right now, to the frenzied soldiers hurtling down an insanely perpendicular flight path, a few casualties from ground fire seemed to be a reasonable price to pay if it meant coming in with some survivors. Most of the frantic GIs held their breath, some closed their eyes, and one tried to vomit but, because of the awful speed, nothing came out.
At the last possible instant, the pilot pulled the nose up, and the plane crashed--Screech! Whomp!--safely onto its landing gear. The terrified young men had arrived in the war zone. They were not dead yet. As the troops shivered, thanked their gods, and wondered what horrible feeling the war would inflict on them next, their twenty-one-year-old stewardess pixie with hips to die for shimmied down the aisle and told them to keep their seat belts carefully fastened for just a little bit longer, y'all.
At that moment, she was everything the young men desperately wanted, and would have to do without. She was the girl some men had sought all their lives; the girl some men had left behind; and the girl some men would die without ever knowing. Arthur Grissom wanted to reach out and touch her. Guy Lopaca wanted to go home, meet her at the door, and tell her once more that he loved her. She left a froth of terrible longing in her wake.
Even before the airplane came to a stop, the young men felt as if they had been in Vietnam, dazed and lonely, for a hundred years.
Guy Takes His Turn at War
Inside the terminal, the young men were mashed into muttering clumps, then herded outdoors to a corral near their ground transportation, at which they would gaze in frustration for hours before boarding. But Guy Lopaca was culled from the crowd.
As soon as he entered the terminal, Lopaca noticed a slender GI waving a big sign:
Welcome Guy Lopaca Nice Test Scores!
"Are you looking for me?" Guy asked the stranger. The young man smiled back, and kept bobbing his sign up and down.
"Hell no," he said, "I'm looking for one of those other Guy Lopacas they got on the plane. You know, one with some common sense."
Guy blushed. "I'm Guy Lopaca," he said. "I don't think there are any others."
"Well, let's take a chance on that," the young man said. "Follow me."
The GI led Guy out of the terminal and walked him to a small prop jet whose engines were idling.
"This here's a Guy Lopaca they had on that plane," the GI said to the prop jet's crewman. "He swears there ain't any others. So I guess you can get along now."
"Nice to see you," the crewman said, helping stow Guy's duffel bag. "Strap yourself in and we'll be on our way."
"Where are we going?" Guy asked.
"Well," the crewman said as the engines lit up, "I'm planning on going to heaven, the pilot's going to hell for sure, and you're going to Hue, eventually."
"Hue's pretty far north, isn't it?" Guy asked.
"Way up north," the crewman said as the plane started to move. "Real far north. They say when Ho Chi Minh takes his dog for a walk, it shits on Hue."
As the plane thrust upward, Guy put his head back and tried to visualize Hue on the map of South Vietnam. But all he could see, when he closed his eyes, was a grainy old newsreel film of the landing at Normandy, on D-Day, 1944. The puffy gray shape of an overloaded GI staggered up the beach a few steps and then, as a German bullet hit him, collapsed into a nameless, faceless lump on the sand. Guy Lopaca had been witnessing that soul-searing sacrifice over and over since he was ten years old.
Guy owed so much to that unlucky young soldier. That young man had given everything he had, just to be there on the beach with other young men who needed to be there with him. Guy hoped he could live up to the standard that brave stranger had set.
It's my turn now, Guy thought sadly. He joined hands over the decades with his brother soldier on the Normandy beach. It's my turn now, as it was your turn then, Guy promised him.












