Sister Pelagia and the Black Monk: A Novel

PART ONE

The Canaan Expeditions


The First Expedition

The Adventures of the Comic

Alexei Stepanovich's preparations did not take long and he left on his secret expedition two days after the conversation with His Grace, after having received strict instructions to send reports on his progress at least once every three days.

Taking into account the wait for the steamer in Sineozersk and the subsequent voyage across the lake, the journey to New Ararat took four days, and the first letter arrived after exactly one week; in other words it appeared that for all his nihilistic attitude, Alyosha was a reliable envoy who carried out his instructions to the letter.

His Grace was very pleased with the report's punctual arrival and the report itself, but pleased most of all because he had not been mistaken in the boy. He summoned Berdichevsky and Sister Pelagia and read out the report to them, although he occasionally frowned at the insufferably rollicking freedom of the style.

Alexei Stepanovich's First Letter

To Roland's most glorious Archbishop Turpin from his faithful paladin, sent to do battle with enchanters and Saracens,

Oh pastor of great wisdom and sternness,
Terror of deep-rooted superstitions,
Luminary of faith and loving-kindness,
Defender of orphans and lash of the proud!
At your feet do I humbly cast down
My simple and artless tale.
Ah-oo!

As, shaking on a creaking wagon,
I struggled through the kingdom of Zavolzhsk,
And on that mournful road did count
Fifteen thousand, one hundred and one
Ruts and also potholes deep,
Many a time there came to me
Bad thoughts about Your Grace's person
And I did utter sacrilegious words.
Ah-oo!

But when the Blue Sea's sacred waters
Did glitter brightly in the distance far,
Conquered by this captivating landscape,
Straightaway did I forget my hardships,
And prayed as I was borne across
On the smoke-puffing, snow white vessel
Named for the good Saint Basilisk.
Ah-oo!

Through the long, moonlit, chilly night
I shivered 'neath my meager blanket
And when I tried to close my eyes in sleep,
My fragile dreams were forthwith interrupted
By the captain's wild swearing rant,
The devout chanting of the sailors' prayers,
And the bell's booming hourly chime.

And so, to switch from exhausting versification to delightfully welcome prose, I disembarked on the quayside in New Ararat short of sleep and as bad-tempered as the devil. Oh, forgive me, Father--it just slipped out, and if I cross it out now, it will look untidy, and you don't like that, so to hell with the devil, let him be.

To tell the truth, in addition to the sounds of the ship, I was also prevented from sleeping by the book that you placed in my basket, together with the incomparable episcopal curd rolls, as you saw me off, adding in a most innocent voice, "Pay no attention to the title, Alyosha, and don't worry, it's not religious reading, just a little novel--to help you pass the time on the journey." Oh most perfidious of the priests of Babylon!

The title--The Possessed--and the substantial thickness of the "little novel" really did frighten me at first, and I only started reading it on the steamer, to the sound of the waves splashing and the seagulls calling. In one night I read it halfway through, and I think I have understood why you slipped me this inarticulate but inspired treatise masquerading as belles lettres. Not, of course, because of that senseless rogue Petrusha Verkhovensky and those caricatured Carbonari who are his comrades, but for the sake of Stavrogin, in whose example you no doubt perceive my own fatal danger: to play the ?bermensch and end up as a buffoon or, in your terminology, "to doom my immortal soul."

A shot wide of the mark, Eminence. There is a fundamental difference between the Byronic Mr. Stavrogin and me. He acts outrageously because he believes in god (I can just see how you have wrinkled up your brow at this point--very well then, let it be "in God") and he feels offended with Him: Why will You not turn Your paternal gaze on a naughty child like me, why do You not rebuke me or crush me under Your foot? Hey there! Where are You? Wake up! Or else I might start imagining You don't even exist. Stavrogin is bored with the company of ordinary people; what he wants is the supreme Interlocutor. But, unlike Dostoyevsky's defiler of little girls and seducer of idiots, I do not believe either in God or god, and that is my firm position. Human company is quite sufficient for me.

Your earlier literary hint was closer to the mark, when you made me a present of Count Tolstoy's composition War and Peace for my saint's day. I am more like Bolkonsky--not, of course, in terms of his lordliness, but in sharing an interest in Bonapartism. I am twenty-four now, and there is still no sign of my Toulon; in fact there is not even a distant prospect of it. Tolstoy's prince developed such exorbitant vanity owing to his full belly and blas? attitude, for, after all, Fortune had simply given him every imaginable sweet morsel in her possession--noble status, wealth, beauty--all by right of birth, so that he had nothing else left to wish for except to become the people's idol. But I, by contrast, come from the estate of the half-starved and envious, which, by the way, makes me much more like Napoleon than Tolstoy's aristocrat is and improves my chances of an emperor's crown. But, joking aside, it is more difficult for a man with a full belly to scramble up to the height of a Bonaparte than for a hungry man, because a full belly inclines a man not to nimble climbing, but to philosophizing and peaceful dreaming.

But I have gotten carried away. What you expect from me is not lofty verbiage about literature, but a spy's report about your patrimonial estate that has been engulfed in turmoil and discord.

Let me hasten to reassure Your Reverence. As is usually the case, the seat of the trouble appears far more frightening from a distance than from close up. Sitting in Zavolzhsk, one might imagine that in New Ararat everyone talks of nothing but the Black Monk and the normal flow of life has been totally mesmerized.

Nothing of the sort. Life here pulsates and gurgles in livelier fashion than in your provincial capital, and so far I have not heard any gossip at all about your Saint Dracula, that is, entschuldigen, Saint Basilisk.

At first I found New Ararat disappointing, since on the morning of my arrival the lake was covered by low clouds, which were pouring a repulsive cold rain down onto the islands, and the landscape I saw from the deck of the steamship was all wet mouse color: slimy gray bell towers with a terrible resemblance to enema tubes and the dejected roofs of the small town.

Mindful of the fact that all my expenses will be paid out of your abundant treasure houses, I ordered the porter to take me to the very best local hotel, which bears the proud name of Noah's Ark. I had been expecting to see some kind of gloomy log structure dimly lit with icon lamps, but I was pleasantly surprised. The hotel is fitted out in a perfectly European fashion: the room has a bathroom, mirrors, and molding on the ceiling.